5/6/2023 0 Comments Bakery story 2 time messed up![]() The princess consulted her fairy godmother, who apparently was out of town when this girl's mom was dying. She was understandably more than a little skeeved out about the situation. No woman, that is, except his daughter.įaced with the prospect of forcing his child into a life of incest or breaking an abhorrent promise he made to a dying woman that was possibly hysterical from illness, the king decided that he should probs marry his own daughter. Though he searched high and low, the widowed king could find no woman quite so bangin' as his lost love. Unfazed by the unreasonable and downright vindictive deathbed demand, the king started the hunt for his wife's replacement soon after her death. The sickly monarch told the king that, if he should ever find a woman as smokin' hot and wicked smart as she, he should marry her immediately so the royal bloodline could continue. ![]() But as they say, nothing donkeyshit can stay, and one day the queen fell suddenly ill. The king in particular was feeling pretty good about his lot in life, what with his beautiful spouse, a loving daughter and - no joke - a donkey that pooped gold. Our story begins with a prosperous royal family. The only real obstacle is the part with all the incest. It's a rags-to-riches story about a runaway princess, complete with handsome prince and happy ending. Apart from the name, Donkeyskin sounds exactly like something Disney would adapt into an animated feature.
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